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'Ere's a gift tew yew from us over on the Ratpackers n' Friends O' The
Ratpack (FoRp) Jammy-Jam Loopdy Loop.
- 20. Nat luvs them sailor men
- 19. No need ta worry 'bout dressin' up on dates
- 18. Everyday's a gud 'air day fer Screed
- 17. One word: Speedos wit the FK Logo cross-stitched 'cross the bum
- 16. Screed knows 'ow ta bicker a bar-gain at swap meets
- 15. Natalie luvs rubbin' lotion on Screed's dome
- 14. Baby food jars take up less room than wine bottles
- 13. On the prac-ti-cal sidies, juicy squeakers are easier to get than moo
krovvy
- 12. She kin get e-ter-nity if she wants, 'e gets all the lab rats 'e kin
drain
- 11. No beau-ti-ful, sophy-si-cated former luver waitin' in the wings.
- 10. Screed knows 'ow ta lay low when she's in "one o' those moods"
- 9. Natalie luvs the op-portunity ta research virii in the sewers
- 8. Screed treats ladies proper (even if she doesn't always apprey-ate the
gifts)
- 7. Three words: Viva Las Vegas
- 6. Nat would never need an exterm-i-nator
- 5. Screed's more kewl a dude than Nick ever kin 'ope ta be
- 4. Screed ain't gonna angst o'er the relationship
- 3. Natalie's fiesty, jest 'ow Screed likes 'is wenches
- 2. No vengeful master wot's gonna get even fer terri-ble past
wrongsie-wongsies
An' the NUMBER 1 reason Nat n' Screedy oughta is:
- 1. Nick's never gonna!!!!
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