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FK Fanfic Drinking Game
Sip - Nick angsts.
Sip - LaCroix torments Nick.
Sip - Nick tries to find a cure for his vampirism.
Sip - LaCroix tries to foil his plot.
Sip - The word "angst" is used.
Sip - The word "klew" is used.
+1 if it wasn't said by Nick.
1 - Nick is cured.
1 - Natalie tries a new cure.
1 - Screed-speak is used (or attempted).
1 - A vampire cries blood tears or perspires blood.
1 - Someone gets eaten, drained or bitten.
1 - Flashbacks.
+1 if they're historically accurate.
1 - Jokes concerning Vachon's hair, cows, Nick's angst, or bricks.
1 - Schanke eats souvlaki.
1 - Nick eats a human.
+1 if it's not a flashback.
1 - Screed has baby food jars.
1 - Vachon rides his motorcycle.
1 - Someone is murdered.
2 - It's set post-LK.
+1 if everyone "remains" dead.
2 - It's set pre-DK.
2 - Nick turns to the Dark Side.
2 - One of the vampires is present at an important historic event.
2 - Someone is brought across.
+1 if he/she/it is non-human.
+2 if he/she/it is plant-life.
2 - Enforcers show up.
2 - French, Spanish or Latin are used.
+1 if it's grammatically correct.
+2 for other languages.
2 - LaCroix and Nick reconcile their differences.
2 - Tracy or Schanke find out Nick is a vampire.
2 - "Commercial breaks" are added.
2 - The intro ("He was brought across in 1228...") is altered.
2 - Sidney gets a cameo.
+1 if he gets a whole fic.
+2 if he gets a whole fic and isn't anthropomorphised.
2 - A Nightcrawler monologue.
2 - Someone washes the Caddy.
2 - Someone crashes the Caddy.
2 - Non-vampiric supernatural occurences.
3 - The main focus is a character that only appeared 1 to 3 times in the actual show.
3 - A main character dies.
+Sip if it's suicide.
+1 if it's murder.
+2 if it's an accident.
+3 if it's natural causes.
3 - Screed displays his underwear.
+Sip if it's embroidered.
3 - Vachon cuts his hair.
3 - Vampire in Trunk.
+1 if it's not the Caddy's trunk.
+2 if it's not Nick.
3 - Ghosts of any dead main character are involved.
+2 if the character didn't die in the actual show.
3 - The Caddy gets painted a horrific color or is otherwise desecrated.
3 - Nick is happy through the whole thing.
Chug - All the main characters die.
Fic Types:
1 - Romance or relationship.
+Sip if it's Nick/Nat, Nick/Janette, or Tracy/Vachon.
+1 if it's slash.
+1 if the relationship causes angst.
+1 if it's Nat/LaCroix.
+1 for Mary Sue.
+2 if it's Janette/Someone Other Than Nick.
+2 if you never thought of that pairing or you've never seen it done.
+3 if it's Schanke/Someone Other Than Myra.
+3 if it's Nat/Screed.
+3 if it's Nick/the Caddy.
+Chug if it's LaCroix/Divia.
1 - Vignette.
+Sip if it's angsty.
1 - Crossover.
+Sip if it's with another vampire show.
+Sip if it's with a show involving immortal characters.
+1 if it's with scifi set in the future.
+1 if it's to "fix" something from a show (such as the death of a character).
+2 if it's with more than one show.
+3 if it's with a children's show or an animated show.
+3 if it's a musical, complete with lyrics.
+3 if you never thought of that xover or you've never seen it done.
1 - Explains away or "fixes" Last Knight.
+Sip if Last Knight was a dream.
+1 if other "problems" are also fixed.
+1 if it's also a crossover.
+3 if the fix is original.
2 - War Post.
+Sip if it involves animals.
+Sip if McLisa is drunk and/or behaving like a cat.
+Sip if it involves costumes.
+Sip every time you giggle, laugh, or spray your drink on the screen.
+Sip for "getting to TO" posts.
+Sip someone gets confused.
+1 for every prank (+1 if it's a very original or well-planned prank).
+1 if someone is jailed.
+1 if someone is kidnapped.
+1 if something is stolen.
+1 if something or someone is lost.
+1 if someone backs out of the War and makes a post explaining it "fictionally".
+1 when a faction's headquarters get trashed.
+1 for displays of paranoia.
+1 if someone's pets are involved.
+2 for anthropomorphism of said pets.
+2 for Mary Sue.
+2 if potions or chemical concotions are involved.
+2 when highly advanced (scifi level) gadgets are used.
+2 if people get drunk.
+2 for barfights.
+2 for parties and other "pleasant" events.
+3 for karaoke.
+3 when someone goes a little nuts for any reason (head trauma, hypnotism, etc.).
+3 if someone is in two places at once.
+3 when something happens to someone and they don't seem to notice.
+Chug if it's angsty.
+Bottle when the first War post drops. You're going to need it!
+Sixpack if you're McLisa.
2 - Case or homicide investigation.
+1 if it doesn't involve anything supernatural.
+1 if it "hits close to home" for the characters involved.
+2 if someone is investigating Nick.
2 - Hurt/Comfort.
3 - Cheese, explains plot-holes or inconsistencies, or ties up loose ends.
+2 if it introduces new plot-holes, inconsistencies or loose ends.
+2 if it explains or cheeses well and believably.
3 - V4S.
3 - Challenges.
3 - Filks.
+1 for country songs.
+1 for classic rock.
+2 for folk or traditional.
+2 for children's songs.
+3 for heavy metal.
+3 if you hear it sung in person.
+Chug if you're about to perform it for an audience.
Chug - It doesn't fall under any of these categories.
Bottle - If not a single thing from this drinking game occurs in the fic.
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