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How to Annoy People in Public Bathroom Stalls
One of the best places to annoy people. And embarrass them to. Have fun!
- Stick your open palm under the other stall and ask "May I use a highlighter?"
- Say loudly "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that!"
- Cheer and clap everytime someone breaks the silence with a nature noise.
- Say "MAN! This water is cold!"
- Drop and marble and say "OH NO! My glass eye!"
- Say "Hmmm... I've never seen that color before."
- Grunt and strain for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope in the toilet, sigh contentedly and say "Heh heh, musta been that spagetti I ate."
- Say "Now how did that get there?"
- Drop huge 2 liter bottles of Moutain Dew in your stall so it will pass into others and say "Whoa! Easy boy!"
- Say "Interesting, more floaters than sinkers."
- Put peanut butter on a wab of toilet paper and roll it into the stall, say "Oh, sorry can you just roll that back here?"
- Say "Come on Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now!
- Fill a ballon with creamed corn, run into the stall with your mouth coverd and make barfing noises, while splattering the ballon on the floor. Come out and apologizing, blame it on the fetticine alfreado you had for breakfast.
- Say "Darn! I knew that drainpipe was too small, now what in the world am I gonna do?!?!?!?"
- Say "Man, that looks like a maggot!
- Play a well known drum beat on your bootie.
- Make a mixture of applesauce and brown sugar. Then mix some some glue and sculpt it so it is hard. Then drop it in your stall and say "Whoops! I missed!"
- Get a water gun and put yellow food dye in the water and squirt it all around your stall, under it, all over and say "Oh no! I'm out of control!"
- Sing in a flat tone and make hissing noises while you do so.
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