Tser's Lair You might be a Dragon... if you go by your Dragon name if you get your name legally changed to your Dragon name if you have to explain that your name doesn't come from a specific nationality, it's Draconic if you can't explain what your name means, because it doesn't translate into a human language if you are frequently addressed as "Dragon", "the Dragon Lady [Guy]", "Dwagin" or a similar nickname if you are called these nicknames by people you don't know if you are easily distracted by shiny pretty thingies if you hoard shiny pretty thingies if you hoard Dragon-related objects if you hoard anything you can get your claws on if you protect your hoard viciously, tooth and nail if you take care of your hoard as if it's alive if you move all your possessions into a pile in the center of the floor to sleep on it if you make your blankets into a nest if you are tempted to try to incubate large round objects if you find yourself getting huffy when someone spouts a common dragon stereotype or prejudice if you always root for the dragon if you hate stories where the dragon loses or dies if you can go for days without sleep or sleep for days if it takes a very long time for you to digest a meal if someone says your aura is "a funny shape... with weird protrusions... and a trailing... tail-thing" if you know all the Real Dragon hotspots in the world if you pouncehuggle your friends upon sight if you find mirrors confuzzling since they don't even depict the right species if you practice looking "intimidating" by baring your teeth if you're sure you should see scales and talons when you look down if you trip over your tail if you trip other people with your tail then laugh when they look confuzzled if you inquire at the salon about scale-buffing if you file all your nails to sharp points if you consider getting your teeth sharpened if you want to get your tongue forked if you've drawn scales on your skin if you like long warm soaks in the bath if you like to bask in the sun, especially on sun-warmed rocks if you doot regularly if you know what doot means if people ask you what doot means and you just smile at them blankly if you know you can fly if you've convinced others you can fly if you write dragonish stories if you write dragonish poetry if you draw dragons whether you're skilled at it or not if you doodle dragons when you're supposed to be listening to a lecture or paying attention in a meeting if you buy everything you possibly can that involves a dragon if you wear dragon-depicting clothing if you collect dragon art if you know your dragon statues by name if you've hissed, growled, snarled or roared at someone when they irked you if you've purred when you were petted if you look at reptiles and say "ohhhh, how kewt!" if you look at birds and feel a kinship if you've watched the sky for Dragons if you think UFO sightings are really dragons participating in a mating flight if you've ever been mistaken for a UFO if you name all your companion animals "Dragon" in different languages if you've had a crush on a dragon in a movie if you refer to your significant other as your mate if you refer to your children as your hatchlings if you refer to humans as greggils, two-leggers, bipeds, georges, hew-mohns or "lunch" if you refer to your house as your lair if you refer to your food as your prey if you refer to birthdays as hatchdays if you refer to your nails as claws or talons if you use "fewmets" or "georging" as swear words if you peeped hungrily with your mouth agape at your parents when you were a hatchling... er, baby if you feel most comfortable around lava flows, caves and other geological phenomenon if you try to snort smoke in indignance if you've tried to cook marshmellows by breathing on them if you lash your tail when you're angry if you've had to watch yourself around pies so you don't *splut* someone with them if you play with your food if you sneak-up-and-pounce your dinner if you invite faeries and gryphons to tea if you've spent entire days sleeping if you've spent entire days watching butterflies or growing grass if you know how long a dragonlength is if you've had the urge to cavort, bound or prance gaily when happy if you subscribe to Alt.Fan.Dragons, chat, #afd, participate in Alfandria MUCK, another dragon-related MU*, Draconic or various other dragon communities across the net if you belong to a Real Dragon group away from the computer if you've been mistakenly diagnosed as insane due to your draconity if you're a member of the Real Dragons list if you haveve IRC set to hightlight and "beep" whenever anyone says "dragon" if you have your claw prints rather than footprints on your hospital birth certificate if you're known to be a dragon by other people if you know you are a dragon

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